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In over my head April 22, 2010

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Wesley: “Ms. Art.  Can someone who’s under 18 sue somebody?”

Self: “Hmm.  I’m not sure.  I feel like maybe not.”

Wesley: “Well!  Because Kaylan and Jalyn were mad at each other and Kaylan took Jalyn’s bookbag and (…etc…) so Kaylan said if Jalyn put her hands on her she’d SUE.”

Self: “You know, I’m not so sure the courts have time to deal with one ten-year-old putting her hands on another.  Probably the under-18 thing is not what you’d call the main roadblock here.”

Wesley: “UNLESS.  Unless it was a boy and a girl…”

Self.  Interrupting, because OOPS: “Er – or if it were very violent.  Anyway…”

Amadia: “Oh yeah, like if they were NAKED.”

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Love thy enemy, sleep with one eye open, same difference. April 1, 2010

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Michael, 2nd grade: “I have to love my enemies.  That’s what it says in the Bible.  Don’t you ever read the Bible?”

Aryan: “YES.  It says, ‘Keep your friends close and your enemies CLOSER.’  I know that’s right.”